Q: Dear 2 Hot Girls on the Shower,  
I have just spent the evening watching all of your videos, starting with no. 1 and up to the last one, instead of working on my dissertation.  Just how big a loser does that make me? 
Confused in San Mateo

A: Dear San Mateo,
When you get that PhD, we’re gonna call you DOCTOR Loser.  That’s how big a loser you are.  It really sickens us that while some people are working diligently not to miss one episode of Jersey Shore, you have the GALL to sit around making yourself a “smarter” “more valuable” member of society.  What’s next?  You gonna cure some fatal disease or discover something the world has never heard of before?  You make us sick.  Good day sir!  We said good DAY!
Sincerely,
2 Hot Girls

P.S. Kim says thank you for your nice compliment that she left off this post and the answer is “only surgically.”